May 2011
48 posts
May 31st
Turn you weaknesses into strengths and try not to worry about whether or not other people are paying attention. Just gotta keep writing. …
May 31st
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ListenYou can’t just get off the bus now, So cut...
May 31st
Expectation. →
May 31st
ListenThat Cheesy Introspective Post With A Cheesy Song...
May 29th
WatchWatch
May 29th
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May 29th
I laughed at #2. No pun intended. →
May 28th
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May 26th
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Just studying about Surrealism...
And thought I’d share some fine pictures of Salvador Dali with you. This guy. 
May 25th
May 25th
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May 24th
You know you live in a hipster house...
When your roommate gives his analysis of why he hates Inception based on the commercialization of its theoretical framework with various untied loose ends.   “It had a great production value with outstanding special effects, but beyond that the plot line is completely dumbed down to such a simplistic level…I just…I don’t know.” 
May 24th
May 24th
50 Photos of Basset Hounds Running →
May 23rd
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May 20th
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May 16th
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“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley
May 16th
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May 15th
There are few things that stress me out more than writing lyrics.
May 15th
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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And....
They just stopped following me.   Must have scared them away with my pube comment.   I didn’t mean to!  I swear!   *sigh* 
May 12th
twogoldstars: On my facebook newsfeed: “I think she (Nicole Santos) is going to lose the gay vote.” This isn’t normally my kind of meme (re: puppy gifs), but I laughed real loud at this. trolololololol
May 12th
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Hello New Follower!
You know, I normally don’t make posts when I get new followers, but this is a special circumstance.   Why you ask?   Because here you are, with your really classy, awesome blog about fashion and here I am with my last post being a picture of an old lady talking about pubes. What possible reason could there be for you thinking I’m cool?   
May 12th
May 12th
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May 10th
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Ugandan "Kill the Gays" bill →
May 9th
Listen Hello.   This is my friend.   His name is Ivan.  ...
May 9th
May 9th
I had a really good day today…and a really good night last night.   Things are good.   And I’ve got big plans.   But things take time.   And I don’t make sense.    But thats okay.   :) 
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May 3rd
Nerdy Presidential Fact #3-jillion
On occasion, the multimillionaire Harvard graduate revealed a touch of plebeian resentment: in the 1930s, a reporter blithely called him an Irish American.  ”I was born here,” sputtered Joseph (JFK’s father).  ”My children were born here.  What the hell do I have to do to be an American?”  Fuck yeah JFK’s father.  Every minority should feel the same fucking...
May 3rd
May 3rd
"The impulse to celebrate a death depends on what... →
May 3rd
“As revealing of the nature of Eisenhower’s domestic policy during its first term was the administration’s unsuccessful quest for even more such policy changes. Eisenhower proposed legislation to extend health insurance coverage through federal underwriting of the policies issued by private carriers. Congress blocked the move, however, which had antagonized both the most...
May 2nd
“I told my mom it reminds me of the scenes from Palestine on 9/11 when people...”
–  I love you Sean
May 2nd
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“Our nation’s newly rekindled bloodlust is quite disturbing.”
– iheardthemsingonce.tumblr.com
May 2nd
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Hipster/Northwest humor has rubbed off on me so much.  Holy shit.  
May 1st
May 1st
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